Jeff Talks To God: Halloween Special 2009

About the Author

Familiar are we all with the Tale of Solomon Grundy, and how he was born on a Monday- well, Zombie Gorilla…was not from around Here! Several years into the Future, my Compatriots and I, close followers of the Sciences, and Teachings of the great and Omniscient Z!, embark'd upon an epic Journey to unravel the great Secrets of Life and...Things! We experimented for years until, one day, I, Bartholomew Ulysses Simeon Zedock, unravel'd the Key to re-animating life, and traveling through Time! I harnessed this amazing Power and brought a gorilla Back from the Dead (Rufus had hit it with our train.)! I know what vexes you…why would we have a Train in the Jungle? WELL. Needless to say, my Compatriots were amazed at my vastly superior Intellect and Sexual Prowess and, to this day, several decades in the Past, they still admire my stupendously, Genius, Genius…Ness!!...!!!!