Folly! You can not begin to fathom the Essence and Truth of the confounding and profound Events that transpir'd on the day I personally discover'd the Secret of Perpetual Life! Of course, you know by now, that only a Genius such as I, the great Rufus Aliester Zebulon Plogg Esquire, creator of the mighty twice-turning Wheel and solver of the impossible Mystery of the third-second actuating Tri-Duometer could piece together the delicate Puzzle that cost so many Yucati lives. In earnest Unfathomable, my Young and impetuous Students, I created The Zombie Gorilla! Zedock merely steer'd the train. Chadwick and LeStrad? Why those dispensable Charlatans couldn't even solve the Purpose of Meaning! How could they have created something so Pure, and Impeccable? No, dear Friends, it was I, and I alone!
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