Top Ten: Worst Lies Ever Told

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Published: April 13, 2009Posted in: Top TenTags: , , , ,
Top Ten: Worst Lies Ever Told
10: Your hard work has been recognized
9: I’m on the pill
8: Hillary Clinton is somebody’s wife
7: Jesus loves you
6: I speak for Allah
5: I will make of you a great nation
4: This project will come in under budget
3: For better or for worse
2: I won’t come in your mouth
1: All we want is Austria
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