Top Ten: Things United States Marines Say right before They Die Thousands of Miles from Home While You are Buying Groceries

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Published: April 20, 2009Posted in: Guest Artists, Top TenTags: , , , ,
Top Ten: Things United States Marines Say right before They Die Thousands of Miles from Home While You are Buying Groceries
10: “Really? The economy is your biggest concern?”
9: “Corpsman!”
8: “Sure, I’ll pose for a picture…”
7: “Request medevac.”
6: “Sure, I’ll hold your kid.”
5: “Perhaps that well-groomed gentleman recruiting for the Air Force had a viable point”
4: “At least I won’t be permanently handicapped”
3: “… six this is two… “
2: “… say again, say again…”
1: I would trade any number of you to have one of them back
Sent to us by a US Marine. We felt it necessary to post.

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