Top Ten: Things to Say Right Before You Vanquish your Arch-Nemesis

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New Gold Tooth
Published: April 6, 2009Posted in: Guest Artists, Top TenTags:
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See you at the party, Viktor!
9:

Do you play roulette? Always bet on multi-numeral primes!
8:

And thus I fulfill the ancient prophecy! Or contradict it, depending on which translation you personally embrace.
7:

I know what you’re thinking… did I fire five shots, or six? But then, this machine gun is belt-fed.
6:

Blasphemy will get you nowhere!
5:

I’ll take those: where you’re going you won’t need Cadbury eggs.
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That’ll teach you to have me swear a blood oath against you!
3:

My name is ________. You killed my father. Prepare for an injunction and civil liability.
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I guess we’ll never know whose meringue recipe is best!
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That damn princess had better be in THIS CASTLE!

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