Top Ten: Things the Golf Pro Says During Your Lesson

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Published: April 27, 2009Posted in: Top TenTags:
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Wherever your feet are pointing, that’s where the ball will go
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Bend your knees a little
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My wife left me
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Same stroke, different club
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A $6.95 scotch is included in the tutorial price
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All anyone sees when they take their eye off the ball is a bad shot
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She wants the kids? Fine, I keep the Porsche
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The long game is shine, the short game is practice
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No, we’re athletes
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That $6.95 scotch was included in the tutorial price

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