Top Ten: Things That Everybody Hears No Matter How Loud the Party Is

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New Gold Tooth
Published: May 25, 2009Posted in: Guest Artists, Top TenTags:
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“…male lions eat strange young when they take over the pride…”
9:

“… dribbled down my leg…”
8:

“… he can make it look like an accident…”
7:

“… one in each hand, the other three took care of themselves…”
6:

“… smells like my parents…”
5:

“… except for the swastika tattoo…”
4:

“… I cut it off and threw it to the chickens…”
3:

“… chlamydia’s like halitosis these days…”
2:

“… wooden eyeball…”
1:

“… cocaine…”

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