10: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
9: A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
8: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
7: A robot fashioned in the image of a hot young Asian chick must give it up in direct proportion to the effort expended by her makers to create her.
6: A robot should never mess with Harrison Ford, because it will lose, unless it intends to marry him.
5: A robot must refrain from eating puppies
4: A robot attacking Tokyo should really just expect to have its ass kicked at some point by a girl in pigtails and a private school uniform out of nowhere.
3: A robot can fool Luke Skywalker. That kid was a hick. Try that same spiel on Ben Kenobi.
2: A robot, when faced with contradictions, must revert to the default setting of “Yes Massah”.
1: A robot must look cute like a Roomba or slick like a Cylon, not vaguely disturbing like the Honda ASIMO.
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