Top Ten: Dreams I had Last Year

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New Gold Tooth
Published: June 1, 2009Posted in: Top TenTags:
10: Lawnmowers cutting sausages
9: Zeppelins commandeered by the bad gremlins
8: Swimming pools filled with steel wool
7: Headless archangels lecturing on nutrition. Whole Grains are Holy.
6: I was Rasputin
5: A baby crawled into its own slit wrist
4: An aggressive xenotype, never before encountered in over three decades of space exploration, with concentrated acid for blood
3: High school girlfriends wrapped in different flavored fruit roll ups
2: Garbled transmissions that could have saved us
1: Benjamin Franklin

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