10: The lightsaber
9: The crazy throwing star-boomerang in “Krull”
8: The taped-together flamethrower/assault rifle/grenade launcher from “Aliens”
7: The flying ball from “Phantasm”
6: Princess Leia’s thermal detonator in “Return of the Jedi”
5: “Stand Tall” with the 2” by 4”
4: That thing, you know the one, it has a rotating chain on a gas engine-driven impeller gear, you use it to cut down trees… nobody? Man I can’t think of its name right now, but it was prominently featured in “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”
3: Ash’s double barrel, “Army of Darkness”
2: Ash’s forged mechanical hand, same movie
1: Salma Hayek’s hand-cupped, perfect boobs in “Dogma”
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