1: Seduce a giraffe
2: Adopt a diet rich in helium
3: Adopt a diet rich in quicksand
4: Wait thirty minutes after eating before getting trapped in quicksand
5: Achieve enlightenment and the mind is always free
6: Threaten costly litigation
7: Vigorously squeeze your vintage Reebok Pumps
8: Lay back and think of England
9: Touch the stripper wrong and you’ll get thrown out of anything
10: Never go anywhere without the Dread Pirate Roberts
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