1: Killing Jews
2: Boiling of the afflicted’s lower extremities into a thin broth
3: Spoon-feeding the afflicted a thin broth
4: Concerned hand-wringing
5: Some of the richer women tried the ancient Chinese art of Acufleabites
6: Prayer to an omniscient God who by definition had intelligently designed the plague in the first place
7: Keeping a journal of those plague years
8: Looting
9: Sewing shut every orifice
10: A good skull-whacking from John Cleese
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