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		<title>Top Ten: Hardest Places to Sell a Bacon Cheeseburger</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>10: In the dark</p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal;">9: Fashion shows</p>
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<p>8: Meat processing plants</p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal;">7: Out the back of your car</p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal;">6: Solitary Confinement</p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal;">5: On the Planet of Cows</p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal;">4: Underwater</p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal;">3: Cancer ward</p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal;">2: Three way tie: Karaj, Iran/ Gandhinaghar, India/ Haifa, Israel</p>
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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal;">1: Vegan Action Headquarters</p>
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		<title>Top Ten: Things United States Marines Say right before They Die Thousands of Miles from Home While You are Buying Groceries</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<td valign="top"><strong>10:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Really? The economy is your biggest concern?”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>9:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Corpsman!”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>8:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Sure, I’ll pose for a picture…”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>7:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Request medevac.”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>6:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Sure, I’ll hold your kid.”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>5:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Perhaps that well-groomed gentleman recruiting for the    Air Force had a viable point”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>4:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“At least I won’t be permanently handicapped”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>3:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“… six this is two… “</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>2:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“… say again, say    again…”</td>
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<td width="638" valign="top">I would trade any number of you to have one of them back</td>
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		<title>Top Ten: Worst Lies Ever Told</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<td valign="top"><strong>10:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">Your hard work has been recognized</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>9:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">I’m on the pill</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>8:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">Hillary Clinton is somebody’s wife</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>7:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">Jesus loves you</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>6:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">I speak for Allah</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>5:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">I will make of you a great nation</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>4:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">This project will come in under budget</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>3:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">For better or for worse</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>2:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">I won’t come in your mouth</td>
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<td valign="top">All we want is Austria</td>
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