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		<title>Brian Offers to Help the Humane Society Part III</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Part I (available for viewing) I offered to dispose of the Humane Society's unwanted animals by feeding them to my snake. In Part II (also available for viewing) I posted their response and addressed their reservations. Now in Part III we explore their tolerance for looniness...


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<div>In Part I (available for viewing) I offered to dispose of the Humane Society&#8217;s unwanted animals by feeding them to my snake. In Part II (also available for viewing) I posted their response and addressed their reservations. Now in Part III we explore their tolerance for looniness&#8230;</div>
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<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">Dear Mr. Henley,</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">Thank you again for your thoughts.  I am afraid that our policy here is that deceased animals are sent to our partnering animal memorial park unless the pet owner requests otherwise. Good luck in your efforts.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">Sincerely,</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">XXXXXX, RVT</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">Animal Receiving Manager</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">San Diego Humane Society &amp; SPCA</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">5500 Gaines Street</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">San Diego, CA 92101</span></p>
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<p>Dear Ms. XXXXXX,</p>
<p>It is very clear through our conversations that you treat the animals under your care with the utmost regard and consideration, even after their passing, and I hope the community realizes what a wonderful institution they have in the San Diego Humane Society.</p>
<p>I notice from your last email that you often have pet owners with specific wishes concerning their pet&#8217;s remains. Perhaps were you to inform them of my snake and me, and the service we provide, they might be interested. It would be like a little piece of their beloved companion lived on in my python, and people could find that comforting. They might also be interested in paying just to witness the spectacle, as it can be quite an arresting and graphic display of adaptive physiology.</p>
<p>What do you think? More options available to the bereaved can&#8217;t be a bad thing&#8230;</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
Brian</p>
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		<title>Brian Offers to Help the Humane Society, Part II</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So in Part I (available for viewing), I offered to help the Humane Society dispose of unadopted animals by feeding them to my python. Here in Part II, I post their response and address their reservations:
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<p>So in Part I (available for viewing), I offered to help the Humane Society dispose of unadopted animals by feeding them to my python. Here in Part II, I post their response and address their reservations:</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">Dear Mr. Henley,</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">Thank you for contacting the San Diego Humane Society &amp;SPCA.  Your concern regarding unadoptable pets and the stress of our staff is truly commendable and I appreciate your thought.  We strive to offer all of the animals we work with as much dignity as possible, in life and after. Therefore, any deceased animals we have are transferred to an animal memorial park.  The remains are then treated as the pet owner has requested, or they are cremated and buried at sea.   Please also understand that sodium pentobarbital may have been give to some of these animals to hasten their passing, and this drug would not be safe for your snake to consume.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">Thank you again for your care and concern.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">Sincerely,</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">XXXXXXXX, RVT</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; color: #1f497d;">San Diego Humane Society &amp; SPCA</span></p>
<p>Dear XXXX,</p>
<p>I applaud your efforts in treating your animals with as much dignity as possible. I would argue, however, that there can be no more dignified an end than perpetuating the grand circle of life; giving the energy and nutrition of your very body to sustain another fellow being. And as for the sodium pentobarbital, I have coincidentally been building my snake&#8217;s resistance to it for quite some time.</p>
<p>Please consider,</p>
<p>Brian Henley</p>
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