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		<title>Top Ten: Worst Lies Ever Told</title>
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<td valign="top"><strong>10:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">Your hard work has been recognized</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>9:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">I’m on the pill</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>8:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">Hillary Clinton is somebody’s wife</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>7:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">Jesus loves you</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>6:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">I speak for Allah</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>5:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">I will make of you a great nation</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>4:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">This project will come in under budget</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>3:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">For better or for worse</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>2:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">I won’t come in your mouth</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>1:</strong></td>
<td valign="top">All we want is Austria</td>
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