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		<title>Top Ten: Things United States Marines Say right before They Die Thousands of Miles from Home While You are Buying Groceries</title>
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<td valign="top"><strong>10:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Really? The economy is your biggest concern?”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>9:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Corpsman!”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>8:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Sure, I’ll pose for a picture…”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>7:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Request medevac.”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>6:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Sure, I’ll hold your kid.”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>5:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“Perhaps that well-groomed gentleman recruiting for the    Air Force had a viable point”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>4:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“At least I won’t be permanently handicapped”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>3:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“… six this is two… “</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>2:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">“… say again, say    again…”</td>
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<td valign="top"><strong>1:</strong></td>
<td width="638" valign="top">I would trade any number of you to have one of them back</td>
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<td colspan="2" valign="top"><strong>Sent to us by a US Marine. We felt it necessary to post. </strong></td>
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