Top Ten: Weirdest Poorly Translated Fortune Cookies:

1: “May you have ice cream in your pocket always”

2: “Quiet moments end in nosebleed”

3: “Wisdom falls upon you like whore urine”

4: “Never stop putting children within you”

5: “Strangers are just guests in your garage”

6: “Happiness is buried at the center of the sun”

7: “Calm lakes hide a dirty bottom”

8 “Chairman Mao stole my kidneys”

9 “The willow bows to the wind and the gas passes quietly”

10 “Fried Hamster Birthday!”

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