The Final Four Tournament of Things

The Big Dance, The Final Four, March Madness, Cinderella, Seeding, Brackets… These words are thrown around right now like midgets at a fraternity. Some of you know exactly what they are, but others of you don’t. In order to make this weeks column fun for both the people who understands what these words mean and for those who don’t know and don’t care, I have prepared a fun little “Tournament of Things”.

This tournament is exactly the same as the college Basketball championship to which the words above refer, except instead of basketball teams, this tournament is filled with random things. These random things have been divided into four regions: Things to Eat, Things to Do, Things to Look at and Things We All Have to Live With. The random things have been seeded and bracketed and you will choose which thing advances to the “Final Four” of the “Tournament of Things” with your votes! To get started click on the button below.

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