The Biggest Douchebag in America Championship!
Thanks to your votes only two douchebags remain. Cast your vote in this, the championship round, and crown America’s Biggest Douchebag!
Round One Results
Semi Final Results
Douchebag Championship Battle
| Dane Cook | Kanye West | |||
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| How Mr. Cook Got Here
Round-1 Defeated Alex Rodriguez 697-347 Some Suggestions to Help Mr. Cook Become an Even Bigger Douche- Create the Mega-Super Finger. Nothing too fancy, in fact don’t change the hand gesture at all, just add an upward arm thrust and a little hop at the end. - Start telling the press that some of your best friends are total “gaylords” and that’s why it’s cool that you use the word in your comedy. - Write a movie about the last word of a publishing tycoon being “Rosebud”. Put your name on it, star in it, film it in your own inimitable style and somehow make tons of money. Maybe call it, “Citizen Dane”. |
How Mr. West Got Here
Round 1- Defeated Jared Leto 897-122 Some Suggestions to Help Mr. West Become an Even Bigger Douche- Change the title of your autobiography to, “The Bible-Part 2″. - Create your own awards show, “The Kanye’s,” air it at the same time as the Grammy’s, give every award to yourself and then tell America how awesome you are. - Since you’ve already been “forced” to change your name to Martin Louis the King Jr, why not go all the way. Write a song called “I Have a Dream” where you sing about children wearing your high quality shoes. Who knows, it might win a “Kanye!” |
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