- Seems like he has publicly dated and dumped every female in Hollywood.

- Goes out of his way to act like he’s laid back and doesn’t care what people think. Then uses Twitter to explain in detail why he is not a douche.

- After declaring himself a “showbiz type”, actually wrote this: “So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation’s tapestry.”

- Has at least six names that he goes by (or has gone by). You can’t give a nickname to yourself, douchebag!

- Created (along with Ashton Kutcher) “The New Rat pack” and proclaimed himself the “Frank Sinatra.” You can’t give a title to yourself, douchebag! Especially that one.

- Complained that gas prices were too high for his private jet and was appalled that he had to start flying commercial.

- Tried to leave the reality show I’m a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here because he’s too rich and famous and the other celebrities on the show were “lowering his status.” When NBC allowed him and his wife (Heidi Montag) to leave, he begged to get back onto the show.

- Without his wife we’d have never heard of him and he wouldn’t make this list, yet no one is a bigger dick to their wife.

- Said this: “The bottom line is I’m making people react and ultimately not think about that we are in a war in Iraq and are trying to pick leaders.”

- Fake tan, pursed lips and that luxurious hair

- Gave Anne Hathaway dating advice regarding her thieving boyfriend but can’t stop getting divorced

- Because he said this: “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

- Gets laughs by ranting about the awfulness of dogs crapping on his yard… Has a dog that craps on his neighbor’s yard.

- Has been known to “borrow” bits from fellow comedians… and then make lots of money with said bits.

- Famous for a hand gesture called the super finger (pictured above)

- Left his hot wife for… Madonna?

- Said in an interview that he had never cheated at baseball by taking steroids. Then he got caught and admitted that he had taken steroids.

- Born in the USA, lived in the USA for most of his life and made all of his money in the USA. Yet he plays for the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic (World Cup of Baseball).

- Proclaimed himself the voice of this generation, then lip synced on Saturday Night Live.

- Proud and outspoken “non-reader” currently writing an autobiography.

- Created ugly shoes and then said this: “When the red shoes hit the runway…I was forced to change my name to Martin Louis the King Jr… Address me as such.”

Mr Leto’s Qualifications

- Started a rock band and his fans wouldn’t catch him when he attempted to stage dive.

- Has been known to smash or threaten to smash people in the face with bats and microphones.

- Puts on the tough guy image to get chicks, weighs about as much as my daughter.