| RICHARDRichard here with another review for you. This week, I figured I’d give you the scoop on a book called “Marley & Me.” Based on a movie, this book is all about a dog. That’s pretty much where I checked out – I have a paralyzing fear of dogs, and an even bigger fear of pictures of dogs – what were they thinking, putting one right on the cover of a book? You go to pick it up and there it is – a fierce, murderous dog, sitting there with a bow around its neck (no doubt some sort of gang-wear) and its head cocked as if to say “when I’m done ripping your body to shreds, I’m going to eat your soul. Woof!” Well, I don’t think so, Mr. Picture of a Dog. I’m wise to your schemes. My recommendation for this book? Put it in a cage and ship it to Guam, where they probably like feral dog pictures – I think I saw something about that on The Family Channel one time. STAY AWAY FROM THIS BOOK!
Regards,
Richard |
POONHey Webnet. Poon here. While I was rummaging through my closet today I had to use a stepladder.
Stepladders. Here’s a review for you: Stepladders are VERY dangerous! I wear a size 10 shoe, so my Saucony tennies would not even fit properly on the steps. Each time I’d try to place my foot on a step, my toes would catch on the top step and pull my ankle back. My thoughts of breaking a bone were so strong that physical pain was running though my body until my fear of bone breaking prevented me from going through with using our Stepladder. I had to get a hammer to let it know who’s boss. We will be throwing out the once-semi-used-Stepladder because it is now just two plastic platforms and these V-shaped aluminum pole-looking things. A complete waste. I spent at least an hour today thinking of my close call with death. It was a scary place to be and I don’t wish it on my worst enemy. If you do wish things on your worst enemy, then get them a Stepladder! Stepladders. Do you Stepladder? TTFN,
Poon |
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