Poetic Waxing and Thank You

RICHARD

Hey There Hi There Ho There Webnet Folks,

I am shocked by the amount of feedback we’ve received since starting our little webnet journals! So many electronic mail letter messages have been showing up, and I am so honored that I wanted to write short list acknowledgments to them:

- To the Nigerian Prince – thanks for the note and your generous offer – unfortunately, I keep all my money in a sardines tin and I’ve shredded all of my government-issued identification – That’s how they get you! When you finally come to the good ol’ U.S. of A, give me a call!

- To the woman who keeps telling me how attractive I am and offering to “chat” with me, thanks but no thanks – I’m married! Plus, talking with strangers gives me reflux. That reminds me – don’t actually ever call me, Nigerian Prince.

- To Stock Market Robot – I KNEW IT!!! I F**KING KNEW THAT YOU F**KING ROBOTS WERE COMING FOR ALL OF US! SURE, YOU START WITH THE STOCK MARKET, AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU’RE PLAYING NEWCOMB VOLLEYBALL WITH OUR SKULLS!!! KLAATU BARATA NIKTU! KLAATU BARATA NIKTU!!!

Well, that’s all for now – I have a bad headache. Maybe that viagra salesman has some aspirin…

Richard

POON

Hello Webnet. Poon here.

A Review Poem of Yelling.
Yelling hurts my ears.
Yelling brings me to tears.
It makes me run to the nearest steeple.
It’s only done by bad people.
I wish I could slap yelling in the face.
And follow that with some mace.

Do people yell at you when you drive?

TTFN,

Poon

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