A Review of Walls and Boxes

RICHARDHey There Hi There Ho There Webnet Folks,

I was all set to take a bath (an air bath, of course – I have a fear that I have an allergy to bathwater – an elaborate system of deodorants and sanitary wipes have kept ol’ Richard spic and span since the 2nd grade!) tonight, when the idea for my next review hit me – Boxes! Don’t ask how I got there – my occasional attacks of Non-Associative Disorder Syndrome were officially recognized by the ADA in ’88. Anyway, I really do love those Zagnuts! Why wouldn’t you when you’re napping? FEET!

Regards,

A Chicken

POONHello Webnet. Poon Here. I shall review well-made walls.

Well-made walls are sturdy. Don’t run into one.

They will hurt your head and your body.

Do you drink and run?

TTFN,

Poon

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