A Review of Kansas and Spring

RICHARDHey There, Hi There, Ho There Webnet Folk!

Well, the weather out here in Kansas is getting much better, and since the sky is clear and I can see the beautiful landscape, so I figured I would review my own home state! The best part of Kansas is that it’s flat, so you can see rampaging elephants coming from miles away and have ample time to execute your escape plan. If you are one of the more than 15 Americans who suffer from Pachyphobia Americanus (scientific term for the fear of stampeding elephants in geographic locations to which they are not native) and you DON’T live in Kansas, you are missing out! Also, we just got an Arby’s in town.

Regards,

A Chicken

POONHello Webnet. As I sit here listening to my music, a song “Spring Has Sprung” is on, I think about the season. Spring. Spring…has it really sprung? I look outside and see dark, gray clouds. The kind of clouds you’d expect on the worst day of your life. Like when your cat dies. I don’t like days when cats die. I’ve owned many cats and they are all gone now. Thanks Spring for not Sprunging enough…enough to get me out of this somber missing-my-cats-mood.

Do you feel Spring has Sprung?

TTFN,

Poon

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