Funny Product Reviews From New Gold Tooth

1June 29, 2011
For the Fourth of July: STOP THANKING THE TROOPS!

The troops are not victims. The troops are not simpletons you slick modern smarties rolled over. The troops are not...
2January 22, 2011
Cotton Mouth Mints and Other Oral Solutions

Cotton mouth, night time grinding and other oral calamities are not only painful and annoying, they are expensive. This article...
1January 12, 2011
TrekDesk – A Workspace for Your Treadmill

I don’t know if the TrekDesk means that we in America are one step closer to the human hamster wheel,...
3April 30, 2010
The Fly in the Ointment

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2April 19, 2010
The Worst Movies (That I Love): “Robot Jox”

This column is about exploration. And I love that. It’s about the enthusiasm of one core group of fandom’s vast...
1April 15, 2010
The Beer State of the Union

A look at the state of American beer, as it stands today. Like a state of the union address, but...