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Beer School #4: How to Judge a Beer by its Label
No, it’s not a trick. By the end of this article, you will be able to judge a beer by its label. Guaranteed.
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Beer School #4: How to Judge a Beer by its Label
No, it’s not a trick. By the end of this article, you will be able to judge a beer by its label. Guaranteed.
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Brian Offers to Help the Humane Society
…some companion animals are not adopted and need to be put down. I imagine the process must be very difficult for staff, and is probably quite expensive. I own a large python…
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The Six Groups Who Would Suffer the Most Without Breasts
October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month and in honor of that the National Football League recently smattered pink on their ballplayers and cheerleaders. A lot of people noticed this and I thought it was a great idea, not just because it brought attention to a noble cause but because it gave me a great sports related excuse to write about boobs… and, of course, to bring even more attention to that noble cause.
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Beer School #4: How to Judge a Beer by its Label
No, it’s not a trick. By the end of this article, you will be able to judge a beer by its label. Guaranteed.
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5 Ways to Make All Star Weekend ‘Really Matter’ Even More!
10 years after the advent of the All Star game deciding home field advantage, it might be time to spice up the game up just a little bit more and even give the rest of All Star Weekend a chance to ‘really matter.’
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Celebrate the 4th of July – With Bikinis!
A bunch of smoking hot babes in 4th of July bikinis would like to say, Happy Birthday America!
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I’m Striking! (Against Myself)
I was striking against myself, and now I am proud to say that I have stopped.
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Captioned Babes: The Perfect Facebook Photo
Laura Moro, this week’s captioned babe, tries to take the perfect Facebook profile photo when an unlucky mirror leads her on an adventure west through magnetic rooms, farms and an impassable liquid barrier.
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The Non-Athlete’s Guide to Acceptance in a Family of Athletes
We advise a non-athlete who wants help to fit in with his wife’s family, which is filled with super sportos.
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Captioned Babes: A Daydream with Mini Hulk
Amanda Carrier, fights through temperature problems, a visit from the ‘Mini Hulk,’ boxing and wind and this edition of ‘Captioned Babes.’
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For the Fourth of July: STOP THANKING THE TROOPS!
The troops are not victims. The troops are not simpletons you slick modern smarties rolled over. The troops are not disenfranchised teenagers that traded their one asset- life- for a shot at college money.
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Beer School 3: The Fly in the Ointment
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Beer School 2: The Beer State of the Union
A look at the state of American beer, as it stands today. Like a state of the union address, but funny and about beer.
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Freerun Film Festival: “Cannibal: The Musical”
Contrary to popular belief, parody is not easy. Sure, you can string together a bunch of jokes at someone else’s expense, but even the funniest jokes, after a while, get…
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The Worst Movies (That I Love): “Tromeo and Juliet”
Once in a while, a film comes along that makes me happy and yet is so bad, so misguided, so entirely beyond defense, that even I’m forced to squirrel it away at the bottom of my DVD shelf and hope nobody notices.
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How March Madness is Just Like My Senior Prom
As my bracket falls apart again this year, I am reminded of a day more than a decade ago, my senior prom. It is truly surprising how similar the two events turned out to be.
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The Worst Movies (That I Love): “Night of the Creeps”
It’s got an alien invasion, a love triangle, a ’50’s setting, a zombie outbreak on a mountain road while a woman gets attacked by an axe wielding maniac, and that’s just the prologue!
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Beer School 1: Become a Beer Connoisseur in just 2 EASY STEPS!
Ever wondered what it would be like to live your life as a well respected and loved beer connoisseur? Well, wonder no longer just follow this simple two step program and you will be well on your way!
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Freerun Film Festival: “Captain America”
In the end, the only thing this dude seems good at is riding in a car, then convincing the driver to stop because he’s “gonna be sick,” only to lure them away from the car long enough to steal it and leave them on the side of the road. That’s gotta be the lamest super-power ever, and he uses it… twice!
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Freerun Film Festival: “Savage Island”
I watched Savage Island with a bizarre mix of childish wonder and anatomical curiosity. I felt like I was fourteen, finger poised on the POWER button, just in case my mom were to burst into the room. This movie was like a time capsule of natural cleavage and ungroomed pubic hair.
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The Worst Movies (that I love): “Repo! The Genetic Opera”
I love you, “Repo! The Genetic Opera.” I love you like a high-school cheerleader loves her abusive, immature, angst-ridden boyfriend. You ignore me, disrepect me, make promises that your plot never fulfills, but I there’s something in the way you wear your eye-liner, that keeps me coming back.
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An Open Letter to the Arab World
It’s only a matter of time now before Arab children are asking their mothers why dinner is never as good as a Happy Meal.
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Poon Writes a Letter to Santa
Poon prepares her Christmas List for Santa Claus. Will the Jolly old man let her down again?
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Brian Offers to Help the Human Society- The Farewell Letter
In Parts I-III (available for viewing) I offered to dispose of the Humane Society’s unadoptable pets by feeding them to my python. After prolonged negotiations, we have agreed not to…
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Brian Offers to Help the Humane Society Part III
In Part I (available for viewing) I offered to dispose of the Humane Society’s unwanted animals by feeding them to my snake. In Part II (also available for viewing) I posted their response and addressed their reservations. Now in Part III we explore their tolerance for looniness…
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Global Warming: The Final Discussion
My point here is, you have given the world only two options, possibly painful death, or worse, a society plagued with frosted mini peckers and unsatisfied women. What we need is not arguments, but solutions!”
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Brian Offers to Help the Humane Society, Part II
So in Part I (available for viewing), I offered to help the Humane Society dispose of unadopted animals by feeding them to my python. Here in Part II, I post their response and address their reservations:
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Top Ten: Weirdest Poorly Translated Fortune Cookies
Top Ten: Weirdest Poorly Translated Fortune Cookies: 1: “May you have ice cream in your pocket always” 2: “Quiet moments end in nosebleed” 3: “Wisdom falls upon you like whore…
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Brian Offers to Help the Humane Society
…some companion animals are not adopted and need to be put down. I imagine the process must be very difficult for staff, and is probably quite expensive. I own a large python…
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Herblein’s First Night
“Leave, oh please leave!” Cried our tales leading man, “If we meet you’ll be sure to find doom.”
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Jeff Talks To God: Halloween Special 2009
Jeff finds himself in some spooky woods with a special guest for Halloween.
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Pup and Poon, a Documentary
Richard is out of town, so Poon has taken the family camera and created a documentary about her dog.
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Top Ten: Hoaxes Richard Heene Considered Before going with the Balloon Idea
10: “My boy has been carried away by flying monkeys!” 9: “My boy was a puppet brought to life, then almost turned into a donkey, and is now in the belly of a…
